Mike Ezuruonye is 42 and still single?? Somebody explain how a man can be this fine, this successful, and still dodging marriage like it’s NEPA bills! You can’t be handsome, wealthy, and single — pick a struggle, Mike!
Yes, yes, I know he was married before and it didn’t work out — life happens. But my dear, try again. And this time, try Amanda Chisom. At least let the ancestors say you gave it one last solid shot.
At this point, I don’t believe this singleness is by choice. No, no. It’s spiritual. We need to call elders, sprinkle palm wine, and roast a goat because something is holding our brother.
Since Mike won’t do the needful, I’ve decided to take matters into my own hands. I’m officially forcing him to marry Amanda Chisom. Yes, force. Invitation is already printing. White wedding next 2 months , traditional next Saturday, reception at Eko Hotel. No RSVP needed — just come hungry.
Enough is enough. Nigeria cannot continue to suffer this handsomeness in vain. Its Chi-Mike 2025
