IMMEDIATELY HE SL@PPED ME, I REALISED I WAS A CITIZEN OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!
"Some decades back, after leaving camp, done with shooting the movie that later became a hit Labista. Morale was very high from a very rigid form of military training, which included martial arts stunts, weight lifting, push-ups, and mountain hiking.
I weighed over 220 pounds, making everything I put on fit tightly.
I have always liked to appear in a black singlet because of the comfort I feel in it to show off my abs, so on that fateful day I had a black singlet on and camouflage shorts on.
I was driving from my Hometown Okirika in Rivers state to the city of Port Harcourt, with a song by Mr 2Kay feat Ruggedman "Kosi Were". It was playing so loud, as I always like to let the hood know King Labista is in town.
I drove and approached a popular military checkpoint close to the Refinery Junction in Okirika when a military officer signaled me to pull over; I maintained steez by obeying the law and pulled over.
The fine Hausa officer just told me, "KUJE MANA," I replied with a smile, still maintaining composure.
He repeated (This time sounding aggressive) "KUJE MANA!".
I was like, "Officer, what's up, man?" You know, just trying to use a friendly approach.
He walked closely to me swiftly and repeated, this time pointing out that I exited my car "KUJE MANA!!!"
So I understood he was trying to tell me to leave the car; I obeyed and opened the door to get out of the car; the moment the officer noticed I had camouflage on, HE GAVE ME A VERY H0T SL@P that took me into the Stone age, made my sight blurry for a few minutes.
When I could see again, the first thing my sight captured was the Nigerian flag crested on his right arm, at that moment I realized I AM A CITIZEN OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA"
